Never Beg Someone To Stay

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

221bperfume:

greatdarknoodleking:

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

eheheheheheheheheheheh

Anyone who doesn’t understand this is really missing out.

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  • Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
  • Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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magicalgirlfeferi:

smashsamurai:

dontchawannawantafanta:

afallfromelegance:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL?! THERE’S A BIG FUCKING GAPING HOLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN OCEAN AND WATER IS DISAPPEARING INTO IT WHERE DOES IT GO?!

*Under The Sea starts playing*

Anyone know where this is?

This is off the Island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean! And actually it’s not really a waterfall, it’s the underwater sediment/minerals and sand that is being swept off the continental shelf into the epipelagic waters  by some pretty strong currents, creating a sort of illusion that the water itself is rushing over into a waterfall. It’s a pretty cool illusion though! 
There aren’t ever such things as underwater waterfalls or rivers that are just made out of water since water is technically all the same density (besides fresh and saltwater) and the only thing that separates it would be the salinity and/or the thermocline!
But when water is actually mixed with something denser, such as hydrogen sulfide or perhaps salt water crashing with fresh water, it can actually form underwater rivers such as the one in Mexico! 
michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

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echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

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